@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way*
Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.
Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd
But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!
this dude got his own pokemon
here’s the thing:
- respect sex workers, but
- do not defend the porn industry
My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony.
where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”
So SO uneducated about penises