lunaticphan:

kickthepheelstickz:

the safe way to find out if the pan is hot

fil.

The Sassy Initiative.

dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

officialannakendrick:

doctorbuggs:

insectious:

insectious:

Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.

Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd


But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!



this dude got his own pokemon

officialannakendrick:

doctorbuggs:

insectious:

insectious:

Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.

Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd

But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!

this dude got his own pokemon

thegestianpoet:

here’s the thing:

  • respect sex workers, but
  • do not defend the porn industry 
unimpressedcats:

My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony. 

unimpressedcats:

My husband looks like he’s laughing, but he’s screaming in agony. 

1200reasons:

sluttyoliveoil:

where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”

So SO uneducated about penises

You can see he’s talking about Shakespeare.

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

bowtie-cummerbund:

burnedoffwings:

I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS JO
I FUCKING MISS BALTHAZAR
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAY

its a special day when someone misses satan